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Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.
When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.
by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008
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shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.
After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.
by Tom August 25, 2004
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lili hands

Man Like Hands on a female body. Masculine hands in which are covered with hair. Some cases of lili hands even result in hairy, saggy elbows... Hands Of A Giant. At times complains of peoples smell to change the focal point of the discussion.
The other day i was reading about this gurl who stays up all hours of the night while everyone is sleeping, cleaning her lili hands.
by Deodorant man January 21, 2008
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gladiator handshake

a handshake whereby the two parties grasp each other's arm below the elbow rather than the hand (right arm to right hand)and shake in the normal manner.
Before battle, the gladiators shook hands using the traditional gladiator handshake.
by Jason607 January 23, 2008
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Porno Handshake

Instead of touching hands (no guy in the industry would dream of it), the two men touch elbows.
After a successful shoot, Ron Jeremy and the director completed a porno handshake to congratulate each other on a job well done.
by Matthew Kerry January 13, 2009
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hardcore hands

Holding out your hand with your palm turned upward and your fingers separated and curled slightly, like you are holding a hardcore goblet.
A Day to Remember threw out the Hardcore Hands during a savage breakdown
by kkegel April 24, 2009
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High School Handshake.

Another word for a hand job. Usually received in high school for the first time.
Person 1: I was hanging out with Jessica last night and she gave me the ole high school handshake.

Person 2: High school handshakes sound awesome!!!
by ATM300zx October 15, 2011
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