Re-hangover

When you wake up with a hangover, but then do it all over again (see hair of the dog that bit you). The resulting catastrophe the NEXT day is the ever-dreaded re-hangover.

EXAMPLE 1- After two nights of drinking, Lynda's re-hangover was so bad that she actually considered alcoholism as an alternative to sobering up.
EXAMPLE 2- Dude #1: "I can't believe you went to your company Christmas party last night. Not after all the drinking we did the night before, man"
Dude #2: "I was so re-hungover this morning, I could barely hold my dick to take a leak."

by Michelle & Kelly December 16, 2008

auditory hangover

is the loud ringing in your ears following attendance at a rock concert

Dudette: Wasn't that CSN concert last night the bomb?
Dude: Yeah, but it took me forever to fall asleep last night!
Dudette: Yeah, me too! My auditory hangover was incredible.

by mellie of the mountain June 28, 2010

blog hangover

Occurs after reading blog post after post of sometimes complete strangers, causing delays at work, late bedtimes, envy over these bloggers' seemingly wonderful, hilarious, accomplished lives, and most definitely eye strain and a headache.

Well, that was stupid - now I have a blog hangover and I still have three projects to finish.

by kkasea March 10, 2011

Library Hangover

The drowsy, often tired feeling one experiences after spending all day confined in a library studying.

Oona: what's doing tonight? i'm thinking we go crash that party in your street
Anthea: nah sorry, i have the biggest library hangover, i'm just gonna try sleep it off

by anteloper July 14, 2011

Computer Hangover

Stay up for 24- hours on the computer then next day you feeling sleeply head.

Me- (yawning)

Teacher- ooh, are you stay up late?
Me- yes... computer Hangover I guess.

by sownerzz May 2, 2011

Herbal Hangover

The act of smoking so much skunk the previous day, that you are still completely blitzed when you wake up

"woke up with the rawest herbal hangover"

by Lest73 September 10, 2011

John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.

Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."

by TeoDee September 13, 2017