Hairy Hashbrowns

A fun name for especially hairy female genitalia.

Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.

by McAwesomeSauce. June 10, 2011

Hairy Oven

A vagina that is particularly hairy

"she had a well hairy Oven."

by Hairy Oven February 3, 2018

hairy panic

The feeling you get when you see your unkempt pubes the night before a big date.

I had a proper hairy panic after I got out of the shower last night.

by Swissola September 9, 2016

Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.

"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."

by Duckydicko August 25, 2021

hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy

Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe

by GarlicBread69 April 4, 2022

Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023

Hairy Skinny Jeans

jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out

holy shit i can see her pubic hair

she is wearing hairy skinny jeans

by covey95 June 1, 2009