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Hairy Hashbrowns

Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.
by McAwesomeSauce. June 10, 2011
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Hairy Oven

"she had a well hairy Oven."
by Hairy Oven February 3, 2018
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hairy panic

The feeling you get when you see your unkempt pubes the night before a big date.
I had a proper hairy panic after I got out of the shower last night.
by Swissola September 9, 2016
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Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.
"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."
by Duckydicko August 25, 2021
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hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy
Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe
by GarlicBread69 April 4, 2022
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Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair
Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023
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Hairy Skinny Jeans

jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out
holy shit i can see her pubic hair

she is wearing hairy skinny jeans
by covey95 June 1, 2009
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