Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by Shmamm! November 23, 2024

Gobbledygook

The act of gobbling like a turkey whalst eating woman's vagina out

I absoubolutely GOBBLEDYGOOKED my stepsis last night!

by jkgfyudtyftuigfjvyuggfdtkfuyg. November 28, 2024

Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's

by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024

gribble dribble

Insane non-factual information man-splained with equal parts pleasant condescension and complete confidence.

Bob: "The problem is you need more Fafner in your muffler bearings. Very easy to overlook, but it should be part of your monthly maintenance."
Mary: "WTF kinda Gribble Dribble is that? Please stop talking."

by Eustice McFocktard February 4, 2025

Gobbleson

a friend or an individual you like

Hey whats up gobbleson

by monotja25 February 8, 2025

gobble

to absolutely devour something

i’m going to gobble up olivia

by drgregoryhouse February 14, 2025

gobblesmack

a type of shock when something shocking has been said or done

have you heard about the banning of glue stick
im gobblesmacked

by gobblesmackleah February 18, 2025