Sushi Gooch

An old folktale that came from japan many centuries ago. Mainly, it means that u have a stanky gooch that spreads throughout the butthole, and the testes, creating a sushi odor.

"Sir would you like to try our new special?"
"Sure, what would that be?"
"Fresh from the stove, hand made sushi gooch"
"YEA!"

by Area 51 March 5, 2005

put my gooch on ya

affectionatley coined after tampa bay buccaneer's jeff gooch. Describes the act of owning or pwning your opponent or adversary also see teabag

"mark u dont wanna play me in basketball....im gonna put my gooch on ya"

by bgood15 January 9, 2008

gitchi

a terrorist orginizaion funded by viewers like you, lead by bill cosby, whose followers perform acts of senile misbehavior

spelling out penis je5us in the library's window, shooting spit balls, and shitting on roofs

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

gooch rider

some one who rides ur gooch. ( hairy part in between ur balls and ass hole

that nigga is a gooch rider

by nigga_powell February 8, 2010

Goatcheese Surprise

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.

Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.

by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011

Gooch

1. Cool off someone. Example: A young lady is crushing on you but you ain't feeling her. So you be like I'm gooch.

2. When you not tripping off nothing or no one. Then you gooch!

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by selfmadecii June 13, 2016

gooch

the most disgusting vaginal discharge that the vagina can create.

mmm that's good gooch!

by jennalynn November 9, 2008