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Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.
"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."
by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010
mugGet the Getting Retardedmug.

get help

why are you on that site tim theres no real words. The definition is, to leave this site. get help, seek help
by get help please October 28, 2021
mugGet the get helpmug.

get that addin

Term used by London youtuber VanBanter when he points to the bottom of the the screen to shoutout his Snapchat
My Snapchat is going to be right there init *points to the bottom of the screen*
Yeah Yeah get that addin init get that addin
by Rhodaine December 13, 2016
mugGet the get that addinmug.

Getting Horizontal

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces
im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.
by teejones February 14, 2010
mugGet the Getting Horizontalmug.

get down

To begin foreplay, sex...
Usually in association with cutting all the stupid games and getting straight onto some physical action.
by CS January 8, 2004
mugGet the get downmug.

Get One!

When you make an extraordinary or non-sensible joke, one that really burns its listener, and said listener is unable to even formulate a response to rebut the initial joke, the joke-teller then yells "Get One!"
Bec: You're colder than London...the Windy City.
Joey: ....
Bec: Get One!!!!
by joeydip005 April 21, 2010
mugGet the Get One!mug.

Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.
John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011
mugGet the Getting screwedmug.

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