by Bootlegboris March 13, 2017

Shadowy group of lawyers and overprotective mothers who seek to rid the world of joy by labeling fun activities as dangerous.
by emmettl March 11, 2008

by tim m May 4, 2003

Fisting a pound of swedish fish candy into the anal cavity, then extracting them with your tongue. Have fun!
I performed "swedish fish fun" with my friends wife. Don't tell my friend. He is ironically the man who invented swedish fish. Go figure.
by Joseph Soto January 9, 2007

tony - are you going out on the piss tonight dave? dave - i better phone the minister for fun and just clear it with her first
by dave November 25, 2004

by 623046 August 24, 2006

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and swims like a duck, then it is a duck.
If it sounds (like) fun, then it is fun. Actually, no, this is NOT a statement you want to hear. Ever.
This is the phrase a girl you want as a girlfriend will say to you if she turns you down. This is commonly used in conjunction with an excuse to turn down a first or second date.
This statement is rarely used when a girl actually shows interest. A rule of thumb is that the more general the statement, the harder of a no it is.
If it sounds (like) fun, then it is fun. Actually, no, this is NOT a statement you want to hear. Ever.
This is the phrase a girl you want as a girlfriend will say to you if she turns you down. This is commonly used in conjunction with an excuse to turn down a first or second date.
This statement is rarely used when a girl actually shows interest. A rule of thumb is that the more general the statement, the harder of a no it is.
Fred: Let's meet up for a coffee!
Sara: Sorry, I am very busy. But it sounds fun, though. We should plan something for the future.
Fred: Okay.
Red flags to notice -- "Sorry I am very busy" - Cliche excuse, and very general. "We should plan something for the future" - Again, way too general.
Accurate translation:
Sara: Forget it. We need not plan for the future. i.e. you have been friend zoned.
Fred: Meh. I'm not your friend. Why want me as a friend when you disparage me and think I'm not good enough for you? I can just have a friend who actually respects me for who I am over you.
Sara: Sorry, I am very busy. But it sounds fun, though. We should plan something for the future.
Fred: Okay.
Red flags to notice -- "Sorry I am very busy" - Cliche excuse, and very general. "We should plan something for the future" - Again, way too general.
Accurate translation:
Sara: Forget it. We need not plan for the future. i.e. you have been friend zoned.
Fred: Meh. I'm not your friend. Why want me as a friend when you disparage me and think I'm not good enough for you? I can just have a friend who actually respects me for who I am over you.
by CryThunder March 12, 2018
