fuck me gently with a 2 x 4

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement

Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"

by l moyse January 5, 2008

Got Fucked

When a person says "fuck you".

Henry told Kole lets ditch and Kole said "fuck you" Stevo laughed and said Henry you got fucked.

by Stev_O April 6, 2010

fucked

A term to describe the company I work for
when my co-worker and I quit.

When we walk out, this place is so fucked.

by ocu-pie May 4, 2003

Rat Fucked

To get fucked hard out of something.
Hit, shot, slapped, beat.

That guy got rat fucked.
You gotta be rat fuckin' me.

by Andy Munson February 26, 2004

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX October 4, 2008

being fucked

a dickhead moves up, down, left, right in a body's holes.

I am being fucked so hard now the fucker's dick fell off.

by the defining penis May 8, 2016

Bum fucked

1. Past tense of bum fuck.
2. The act of recieving sex up one's ass.

1. Judging by the way she walked, it was clear to everyone at work that Becky had recently been bum fucked.

by JSuarez November 4, 2007