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February 2

This day is where the thickest girl named Shekinah will get a lot of gum because it's her bday. You will make her so happy. So if you see her make sure u have packs of gum to give to her on this day.
"Hey Shekinah happy BIRTHDAY here is some packs of gum"

"Oh thank you so much"
" I love having my BIRTHDAY on February 2"
by Uknowwhothisisbmsstudents October 16, 2019
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February Dick

When your penis shrivels up because it's so damn cold outside. Can also be used to perform the Cobra. Where you stretch out the flaps of your penis, representing the hood of a cobra.
Shit man, I think I have February Dick.
Shit bro, I had it last week.
by SwagZillah January 12, 2011
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February 24, 2022

An infamous day that will go down in history.
On Tuesday, February 24, 2022, Putin declared war on Ukraine. It is the largest war in Europe since ww2.

So far the Ukrainians are holding out.

They need help.

Glory to Ukraine!
by Lemthelemur February 28, 2022
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February 16th

Every man born on this day is an idiot bastard and that's just how it is.

Everyone else is destined for greatness.
"He's such an idiot bastard."

"Must be an Aquarius, probably February 16th."
by AtaenisWolf October 15, 2019
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February 7th

On this day the legendary bip was born. The day is known as Bip Day.
Person 1: “Ayo what’s the date?”
Person 2: “Nigga it’s bip day”
Person 1: “shit it’s February 7th already?”
by Scooter skrt October 15, 2019
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February 1

love your friends day and say thanks to them for being there for you and if you have none say thank you to your grandparents and parents
today is february 1! that means it’s love your friends day!
by chocolate pudding January 27, 2021
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February 1

Harry Day! A day to celebrate Harry Styles… Don’t we all love him?
Me: What day is it?
Friend: It’s February 1??
Me: No It’s Harry Day!
by Crazyforharry28 February 1, 2022
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