kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so astronomically fat they have their own gravitational pull

“charles jessie layne ||| is such a kentucky fried fatass”
“charles that’s your 5th double cheese burger this hour you kentucky fried fatass

by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023

kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so fat they have their on gravitational pull

Oh my god charles jessie layne the third is such a kentucky fried fatass

charles that’s your 5th big mac today calm down you kentucky fried fatass

you’re very fat charles

by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023

Bentucky Fried Chicken

A Congo warrior that gets no hoes, so they seek a child to molest

Onkengowu - man these women wont give me a chance, Imma go for the children fuck it.

Ovuvetunye - Nah man! Don't be a bentucky fried chicken! Fix up.

by Your local wasteman May 2, 2024

Cumtucky fried chicken

The process in which one fills a kfc bucket with mac and cheese and cums on himself

I’m going to cumtucky fried chicken to get some action

by Big gooner January 1, 2025

green fried apples

Used in conversation with Matthew Ethan Andre Gilchrist-Gray.

"yo bro tryna hop on the game?"
"green fried apples"
"???"

by cee._kay_ January 3, 2025

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood

He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025