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Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother
You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.
by DrAxolotl February 6, 2021
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Poobatty-Football

Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.
Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.
by THE_TRAIN July 2, 2011
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Football

When you take a foot to someone's balls. Not in relation to the American sport, nor the European sport. Just foot to balls.
Im going to football him if he says something stupid again.
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The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.
Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.
by thelonepooper March 15, 2023
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Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.
Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.
by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020
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Fanny football

A creative though painful way of catching a football in female leagues
Good we had a fanny football player on our team.
by Vincent Scorpio August 28, 2012
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College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
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