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Fortnite 

Some dumbass game full of dumbass squeakers, hackers, sweaty tryhard streamers, and uglyass nibbas. This game BROKE 2018. It has also BROKEN relationships. This fucking game has almost fucked up humanity.
Dumbass Squeaker: OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, I JUST GOT MY FIRST WIN ON FORTNITE!!!

Dumbass Squeakers Mom: STFU Jerry, its just some randomass game!
Fortnite by Booost_Junkyy January 15, 2019

Fortnite 

A noun usually described as toxic, cancerous and retarded.

It is also the name of a game which can be described in the exact same way.

When one plays the game, he/she will feel intense pain and will quickly lose all of their braincells, it is addictive much like how smashing your head against the wall is.

Those who go within 30,000 miles of a "Fortniter" (sometimes known as a "clinically insane neanderthal who believes the earth is a doughnut" or a "stupid, toxic, radioactive monster from the burning pits of hell") will get poisoned and will either be forced to suffer playing fortnite forever or be forced to hate on the pathetic excuse for a game.
"I'm sorry but you seem to have Fortnite syndrome, and your IQ has dropped drastically"
Fortnite by yeahbecusstuff January 20, 2019

Fortnite 

Just like gambling, testing luck on the fucking bullshit faggit ass bitch SYSTEM which has no skill which makes it addicting
Epicgays:Dude i just fucking fortnited

Bob; so you tested your luck?
Fortnite by Fortluck February 1, 2019

Fortnite 

A game that most obese children ages 8-16 play 24/7.
kid: "wanna play fortnite Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "lol sure but let's go down to your mom's basement to play it"
Fortnite by REAL LIFE NORMIE™ December 12, 2018

Fortnite 

A popular and cancerous third party shooter game that makes the future generation more dumber than it was before.
If I hear one more person talk about Fortnite, I'm going to leave this planet.
Fortnite by Commander8750 December 22, 2018