Fast Eddie

Taking a shit and then using the shower head to cleanse yourself.

Did you hear Ed in the bathroom, he just did a Fast Eddie.

by Freedom Tears December 6, 2019

quick fast

your not being fast or quick your being quick fast faster than fast slower than quick

imma be quick fast you want even know i left

by matthew acosta January 11, 2008

fastidious

What Agent Argenti says to try to prove that he can power his scooter on his own sexiness. The word that the dungeon master uses on dirty ho bags right before he pounds them like a champ.

Aaron: Yo bitch you are very fastidious today.
Dirty ho Bag: thanks can you argentify me tonight in your Rv that is powered by your sexiness.
Aaron: yo bitch what do you think I used the word fastidious for.
Dirty ho bag: Can you give me a tony danza afterwards.
Aaron: It comes with the Argentification, in the RV.
Dirty ho bags: you love dirty ho bags don't you and you also love green trackpants.
Aaron: fuck yeah

by The Dungeonmaster November 29, 2004

Fast-Forward

describing something thats stupid, or of low intellegence.

" Aw man im so fast-forward i failed that open book test with a 5 out of 65. "

or

" Dude that old lady's driving is so fast-forward...she's going through stop signs, and stoping when there isnt any! "

by phlipp March 11, 2008

Fast and the Curious

you know. the wanna be tuners from the Fast and Furious but aren't quiet as dumb to add a fart can and spoiler and start bragging about hey they whipped some other muscle cars ass.(but still do). these are the fellas that acutaly buy a fixer upper like a Eclipse, RX-7 , 240sx,etc.etc. and almost put a "little effort" into tuning it up, but go over kill on graphics and neons.. and by effort i mean K+N and Clutch if your lucky...but still the same dumbshits that cut there springs, add a "smaller" spoiler and a roll cage made outa 1.5-2 inch PVC

Roll up to the light and theres a"Fast and the Curious" fucker next to ya who thinks hes hot shit.

by renegadefab November 29, 2011

Fast Eddie

Blowjob on a ladder

I was servicing a window the other day and this dude's wife gave me a Fast Eddie.

by ed3000 August 20, 2016

juju fast

Moving at a very fast speed.
Quick on your toes.

A friend tells you, " Man, your juju fast"
And your like, "What?"
And your friend replies,"Your so fast, ju-ju ju,ju wouldn't even know what you were doing!"

by Amanda Hernandez April 1, 2008