When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
Get the one eyed, one legged piratemug. Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.
by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025
Get the one-eyed pizzamug. by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025
Get the The Three Eyed Prophetmug. by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020
Get the Crazy eyed titsmug. by Pocisme October 21, 2017
Get the One Eyed Butterfly Kissmug. Euphemism for masturbation.
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017
Get the Taunt the one-eyed weaselmug. A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
Get the joogle the cross eyed danglermug.