Cock-eyed

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

Cock eyed

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.

Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed

by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022

get eyed

People recognising you on the street, throwin looks at you. Basically being famous

P1: Have you ever heard of that dude Tony?
P2: Yeah, he getting eyed on the street everywhere he goes
P1: Man that's crazy, I wanna get eyed like him
P2: Good luck with that, he worked hard for his status

by yung rage April 14, 2019

six eyed

A girl who shows her nipples while wearing glasses.

Who’s the girl who sent ya the six eyed snap?

by JoSmth May 25, 2024

goat eyed high

When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!

Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high

by scootertramp April 23, 2016

Brown eyed syndrome

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.

She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.

by A+AD August 11, 2018