The no eggs of 1922

in 1922 all eggs dissapeared ):

John: have you heard of the no eggs of 1922?
Geraldo: the fuck is that
John: there were no eggs in 1922
Geraldo: I don't think that's true
John: look it up on google
*John pulls a computer out of his back pocket*
Geralo: how did you do that?
John: magic
*John flies away never to be seen again*

by mr bippitywippity March 11, 2023

egg mcnuffin

when ur doing nothin

“wyd”
“egg mcnuffin”

by FedEgg bro January 25, 2019

Egg Timer

Someone who talks for a rather long discriminate amount of time when a conversation is started, no matter how.

Angela is an absolute egg timer. Can't just have a minute conversation with that woman.

by Conversation Bot v1.2 April 14, 2022

roadside eggs

leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.

Horst delivered Ken some roadside eggs before pulling the sausage truck up to the back gate.

by Lotter Lover May 18, 2017

new egg

New Egg is a website where you can buy all types of technology. From Vacumes to drones. Also a wide variety of computer parts.

"Hey, where did you get that graphics card from?"
"I got it from New Egg"

by some guy who looked up new egg October 9, 2020

Goose Egg

A singular testicle.

Would you like to see my Goose Egg? *shows one testicle*

by nkows January 3, 2021

Yelling at the Eggs

Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."

i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"

Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."

The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.

by Professor Al October 26, 2009