Ethan Walkuski

King simp
Consents to pegging regularly
Will eat ass, regardless of gender
Chicks dig scars, especially on the ballsack

Colin pulled an Ethan Walkuski last time he shaved..

by Klefman February 25, 2020

Ethan

A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.

Oooh look at that ethan, I want to be just like him!

by Goon Rat February 28, 2020

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.

georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”

by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

eeta

a fat cow who enjoys eating and sleeping, while also craving intimacy and wanting to die because of boredom.

“OMG that girl over there is DEFINITELY an eeta!”
“DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT HER FAT BUTT”

by burgerkingfootfungus June 5, 2020

Ethan Hannon

He's A Really Nice Guy With A Massive Cock and Will Do You Good In Bed.

Ethan Hannon is so sexy

by BigCockASaurus December 1, 2020