eeta

a fat cow who enjoys eating and sleeping, while also craving intimacy and wanting to die because of boredom.

“OMG that girl over there is DEFINITELY an eeta!”
“DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT HER FAT BUTT”

by burgerkingfootfungus June 5, 2020

putang ina eeta

Translated roughly from filipino. Meaning, "Fuck you nigga."

Person A: Get outta my way!
Person B: Putang ina EETA!

by Billy Bob Joe Joe Gary January 9, 2008

eetard

Like an E-Girl or E-Boy, it's a normal person who becomes the worst mouth-breathing, drooling, subhuman trash when playing games online with their gamer friends.

Kid in my guild: Jumps in Discord and immediately starts saying some extremely autistic shit
Me: Ok calm it down eetard, we all heard you join

by C00MR_L3G3ND_J00p February 16, 2020

eetah

It turns out to be a joke

Boy:Do you know eetah
Girl:No what’s eetah
Boy:Eetah big fat dick

by Jakuler123 May 31, 2021

eetar

cyber sexing on the net

lets cyber

by whitefox June 8, 2002

eetarded

Internet retarded

EGTD is an eetarded tattoo. But em loves it.

by dedtatts February 21, 2017

Eetamu

A god-like being, roams the the universe and different dimensions, the species is called 'existential' or "existential being'. The species is no longer exciting and it's believed that the being with this name was responsible. Not much more is known besides long life and high intelligent.

"We know a person named Eetamu, he was responsible for the extinction of his species."

by Cheese_factory_guy December 31, 2021