A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.
Barista: "What can we get for you today?"
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
by comenerbyvote May 03, 2021
by Big_d_candy07 November 21, 2023
Edward is a Traitor sometimes he won't mean it but he doesn't think before he acts so he will allways let you down and get things wrong Lost cause
by 💘🙌🏽 February 28, 2022
Edward is someone who is loving kind and could deserve better but instead he lives a horrible life lost a bsf lives in a toxic home but can’t be saved from it.
by I wanna cry April 28, 2020
Edward is the sweetest person on the whole planet and no person could ever replace his kindness and cuteness and his stupid fucking jokes that are not funny.
Find yourselves an Edward folks.
Find yourselves an Edward folks.
by heckles kekles February 12, 2019
Edward is a guy with a huge Dick and great athlete. He is sweet and unselfish to everyone. But if youre mean to him hill kill you. He also loves Basketball.
by Topshaggergoerge June 30, 2018