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Civil engineering

a disease which may end up with your health, prevents one from sleeping, an infinite deadline, a little insect which crawls under your skull and eats the pigment of your hairs turning them into white hairs, a killer, a magnet to a screen, a nerdator, process which may cause ones eyesight to detiriorate and make one loose their memory, Studies which are urbanlly known to be read by very geeky people
Gik! Abdul man! your such a gik!!! always with civil engineering look at you wearing glasses and loosing your memory and all! Gik looking like steve urkel and all thats not swagger man!!! thats UNcool
by absfaboulous February 8, 2009
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environmental engineer

An engineer who still has hope and wants to 'make a difference' but will later have his or her soul crushed in the process. Earns less than all the other engineers while trying to solve the world's problems. Synonymous with hippie.
"Why is he moving the spider instead of killing it?" "He's an environmental engineer... give him time."
by patrickbraden November 4, 2013
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Egging

when you are having sex and you stick an egg half way up your partners ass and then you use your dick to shove it all the way up the ass, then you use your dick and shove it very hard up your partners ass that you break open the egg and cum inside of it, then your partner shits on it and you eat it out.
sorry I didn't go to church yesterday, I was to busy egging my wife.
by PopKatTime April 3, 2022
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tfs engineering

1. n., the method used do the exact opposite of extreme programming. To jizz on a project so bad it reaks of fish. Basically, the process of completely queefing a website or tfsengineering.

2. n., The type of engineering Indians use. Lack of communication, talent, and usable code. Horrible website design and code engineering (origin www.tfsengineering.com). See tfsengineering and ungodly stench.
1. Alright guys, we've been paid to set this guy up with a site... let's screw him over and use the TFS Engineering method.

2. Haha, I, the one and only Tim Foley, tfsengineered that guy's site and charged him a buttload of money! I am the master of TFS Engineering. I'm such a fuckhole.
by Tim Foley February 27, 2004
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Irony Engine

The subconscious workings of the various energies in the universe which cause ironic things to happen.
That Irony Engine screwed me over again...
by Psychemaster December 13, 2006
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Space Engineers

A game that works half the time, and only an eighth of that time you're having something that resembles fun
Dude why the fuck did space engineers break my mods again, God damnit.
by Vikstellar November 18, 2019
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Double Edging

This is when you are edging while masturbating and simultaneously "prairie dogging" until you release both in an explosion of ecstasy.
So I was holding my shit in while I was jerking off and started to double edging.
by Uncle Strangeman June 13, 2018
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