dildo

a toy used by woman to ples themselves

"i used a dildo lst night"

by o ya come on June 17, 2009

Dilford

tall, skinny, white girl that thinks shes better at beer pong then most men, but in reality shes only better then the average farmer. Dilfords are also extremely attractive and have a crucial effect on the males mind.

My farmer friend and I were playing Dilford in Beer Pong and the only reason I lost was because Dilford is better then my partner :/

by Kneesplease May 20, 2011

dildo cart ride

A word Lene and Ben use to greet each other. Or a painful looking ride down windmill hill on a dildo cart blates!

Ben: alright nobend!!
Lene: wassup dildo cart ride!

Ben: ahh mate did you see that cunt riding the dildo cart?!
Lene: yeah it was ya mum

by Lenes mum January 13, 2008

Dildometer

The dildometer is a device used to measure the velocity of any given dildo. i.e. the speed of a dildos movement when inserted into an orifice of the users choice.

Tom: What were your new dildo's ratings on the dildometer??
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!

by butt chug January 2, 2016

ear dildo

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

by Peacey P February 1, 2008

Dildo

A large (or small) object used through men and women or whatever gender you are to masturbate or as decorations on Halloween.

WOW!!! Look at all those spooky dildos!

by Niglet Raper June 21, 2016

Dildo

A female sex toy that you can put in the anus

I use a dildo when I'm lonely

by KingSavage997 April 25, 2017