sloppy dildo

when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock

"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"

by valimyr December 17, 2022

Dildo

Big rubber schlong

1: did you see that dildo
2: u mean a big rubber schlong

by Weiner man10w0389201 December 24, 2022

Dildo cuckold

a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.

the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.

by kavreb January 3, 2023

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023

Doggy Dildo

A Dogs favorite toy amongst a pile of dildos is the butt plug of its owner.

You ruined my erection doggy dildo.

by Tarzan Large July 12, 2023

dildo quencher

The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market

“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”

by JiggleBomf the 4th July 20, 2023

Dildo

The great dildo oh the pleasure it brings to the horny single people who have a sex drive they come in many diffrent sizes depend on how big you like it most people like big the bigger the better it's long it vibrates it fills the single person without a lover with pleasure

Tilly was feeling rather Horny out came the dildo in the fanny it went tilly was in for a long good treat

by Kattypatty23 September 4, 2023