dildo

the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere else😭.

'Man i just ordered a dildo since my man's on vacation, can't wait to use it'!

by ur favee milf July 30, 2022

Dildo jungle

It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.

Bob has set up a dildo jungle.

by wendigoascension June 30, 2024

Dildo Buttuh volcano

When you put chocolate syrup in a girls mouth and shove a buttered dildo up her anus so the chocolate spews from her mouth and as she chokes you take another buttered dildo and shove it in her mouth

I gave my girlfriend a Dildo Buttuh Volcano at her grandmas funeral

by MrLongPubes October 24, 2025

duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023

Dildo

A plastic penis

Hannah bounced on a 12" dildo and cum all over the floor

by yep9 November 26, 2016

Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)

Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night

by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024