crunchy munchy pocket

Is a deep fried vagina old men use to jerk off with!

Hey gramps i see you have a Crunchy Munchy Pocket how was it?

by tykinthestudiorappinerryday January 22, 2021

Credit Crunch!

A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.

When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)

by PubTime! March 18, 2009

pickle cruncher

a guy who likes to bang many times a day 24/7 and will eat picklees often the will acatonaly eat otheres dicks

that guy was a huge pickle cruncher oh yah

by joe iwishihadafinger May 25, 2010

Beefy Crunch

When a really overweight girl sits on a guys penis with all her weight (also known as a bone crusher)

Guy 1: Yo, I brought this girl home last night!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: She gave me a beefy crunch

by sta'bhurst December 26, 2010

Jackson Crutcher

Someone who only plays Minecraft, and when his girlfriend asks for sex he says no. “You have to play the craft to get the shaft.”

You’re being a Jackson Crutcher get off Minecraft, and do something you lazy shit.

by sniperTrudd May 10, 2018

blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

by BGwhskey July 2, 2017

crunch

1.when a joke has been played on a person
2.when a person isnt right but thinks they are
3.when a person is in a wack situation

1.Lataquanesha got her crunch when her baby daddy showed up to her house with his new boyfriend.

by elisha December 18, 2003