cleaning out my closet

Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.

Hey! Come on out of the shower!

Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.

by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006

The Comet

In order to correctly perform the sex move "The Comet", participants have to engage in sex on a balcony above a pool. The male partner has to convince his female partner that it would be really sexy to have gasoline all over her body, and during orgasm, he proceeds to light the gasoline (and subsequentally her body) on fire and push her off the balcony into the pool, making her look like a comet on the way down.

"There he goes, pulling The Comet" Brandon said, just as Will's partner hit the water.

by Person 37 July 25, 2008

colette

the act or process of taking the guy that a friend or family member likes. Act of stealing their attention by performing whore -like acts

'wow, she pulled a colette, I feel so sorry for that girl who's guy she took'

'Stop trying to steal my guy, you're trying to pull a colette'

by Treacherous B!#@* June 22, 2008

closeted psycho

A marine in training. A person who aspires to me a marine someday. A hardcore motherfucker who doesn't care about being uncivilized while having the ability of being civilized.

He hopes that he'll get drafted someday that loser is a closeted psycho who needs a reason to live and die.

by suicidalmofo April 3, 2010

hiphop closetpop

A hiphopster who listens to pop music but don't want anyone to know.

50Cent is a hiphop closetpop because he was listening to Mandy Moore.

by angkea som October 2, 2007

closet whore

a closter whore is a male or female who sleeps around with members of the same sex, yet denies they are homosexual when asked by a person who they've slept with. it's a person who is in the clost yet sleeps around with the same sex.

man: We should go out some time, seeing as we just had sex and all.

closet whore: nah, im not gay.

by chealih June 27, 2015

shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007