soft cock

A person, usually a man, who lacks strength of character, or who is an easy touch for a sob story, or who cannot be relied on to take decisive action. Usually a sycophant.

The boss asked us to work on Saturday, and my supervisor didn't stand up to him and argue. What a soft cock.

by Beechmere May 27, 2006

cock jump

its when a girl trys to go out with guy to guy thinking she loves them but actually is infatuated and desperate

Yo this girl britnay man liked me for a week and noticed I didnt like her, and she cock jumped to my friend Seth.

by VeNgEaNCe132 February 3, 2007

cock barf

verb. The act of sperm being ejected from the penis as though cock is in the act of barfing.

I can't believe you accidentally cock barfed in that girls ear.

by Dodez January 19, 2008

cock choke

The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.

If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

Cock about

A variation on the term to dick around which means to waste time.

Steve: "I should study for my sociology final but I think I'll watch my shows instead."
Harold: "You shouldn't cock about Steve!"

by Bear Misdemeanor May 21, 2010

Chainsaw Cock

A huge penis used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.

verb: To Chainsaw

Jenn: how was it last night?

Allison: It was amazing - he had a chainsaw cock. My pussy feels like it went through a meat processing factory.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

cock pushups

Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.

Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups

by ActionDan February 11, 2007