Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

Cholla clown

Any girl or woman of Mexican heritage, who has either shaved or plucked their eyebrows, and has re-drawn them back on, usually way too high to appear normal, as two half circles over their eyes in the middle of their foreheads (like clowns). They usually are obese, loud, think they are hot, and dress like skanks and are always ready to fight.

Hey Trent, let's go in that mexican bar and pick up some spicy mexi-babes.
Dude, you must be drunk to think there are anything but chollos and cholla clowns in there.

by TachiMark April 10, 2008

Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

Gave that ho a clown face!

by Jake May 21, 2004

Nonce Clown

A clown who's also a pedophile.

"Ayo bro, stop being a nonce clown!"

by HornyNonce October 24, 2020

spin the clown

intentionaly hitting the ball up the middle with intent to injure the pitcher during softball or baseball.

With his team losing 20-5 John was told to spin the clown to send a message.

by grand salami July 2, 2008

Clubbing the clown

Masturbation

Where's little johnny? He's in his room clubbing the clown he will be out shortly

by Homolo January 16, 2021

poohs clown

The art of applying clown make-up using ones faeces

"He makes a good poohs clown, dont ya think?"

by envenom August 4, 2007