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how much is the clock

Hey maxiboii, how much is the clock?

It's 20.90
by Birvan384 January 9, 2018
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classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.
Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.
by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019
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Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
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Grandfather Clock

A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.
by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022
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Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"
by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025
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Holding a clock

You're GAY and FATHERLESS , no milk, no dad, your family doesn't love you, L
Look at her holding a clock...... She's so gay
by Vanessa88 April 17, 2022
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U wanna clocked or what?

by anonymous January 25, 2023
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