Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

by jermzig April 10, 2011

revive chat-onaitor

the machine that revives a dead chat

ayo this server kinda quiet, I'm gonna activate my revive chat-onaitor

by Gordon the big engine May 15, 2021

No Chat

When someone tries to get your attention by flashing their phone screen with a message.

Yo, I just saw Mark Cuban using No Chat to ask The Chainsmokers for a napkin in Vegas.

by mhagens August 24, 2022

Chat

Jail lingo for dirty or untidy individual

Your a fucking chat.. your jail cell is chatty

by Mad mullet matty May 2, 2022

Frist rule of chat

the person that started the conversation has to have the topic for that conversation

the frist rule of chat is a rule you cant break

by Ann urban March 24, 2021

Goff in the Chat.

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.

Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”

by Cap.eth February 2, 2022

The other group chat

You're in a group chat, but there's another one, with everyone but you. It might be real, or you might be paranoid, or both.

Someone asked a question about Saturday's BBQ logistics in the group chat. Then 35 seconds later, deleted it. They must have reposted it in the other group chat.

by dgivista January 18, 2025