by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 4, 2006
Get the chavs mug.hang around in parks smoking, think there realy hard and act like there from london
al chavs should b taken outside and shot !
al chavs should b taken outside and shot !
by claire sherwood July 14, 2004
Get the chavs mug.The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
by Delirious llama January 5, 2007
Get the Chavette mug.A chavette is the most common clique there is.They can usually be found in big groups.They are very shallow and air headed.They are scared of everything that is different and anyone that confronts them automatically becomes a goth or emo.Or as chavettes call them gofs.
They normally wear gold earings,extremely short skirts,crop tops,there hair plastered to the side of there face(with gel),loads of lip gloss.And chavs (the boy version) wear track suits.
They normally wear gold earings,extremely short skirts,crop tops,there hair plastered to the side of there face(with gel),loads of lip gloss.And chavs (the boy version) wear track suits.
Chavette:Oi u gof *looks at girl* wat did u say bout me yesturday?U tryin to slag me off or somethin?
Girl:Umm...exscuse me.Who are you?
Girl:Umm...exscuse me.Who are you?
by lizzie.g February 12, 2008
Get the chavette mug.Chavpool is and alternative word for the small shithole of Blackpool. Its a rundown place next to a bit of water.
Chavpool can boast many records in cluding:
The highest rate of teenage pregnancy
The most homeless people in the country
The most herion addicts in the country
All this was proven by the government
The also have what is called a gypo. Gypos live in caravans and run crappy fairground rides and hook-a-duck. Chavpool is overrun by gypos.
These gypos tend to do things in half and not finish anything, This can been seen in the stadium of the great chavpool fc. Local chavs turn out in there hundreds on saturdays to see this great team. However due to locals the ground is only half finished.
The is also the golden shower mile, where normal people come to see the chavs on a saturday drink all there beer and piss on there land.
The locals tend to stick to themselves and therefore there only actually 4 families in the area with all of then breeding new chavs between them
Please beware when going there.
Chavpool can boast many records in cluding:
The highest rate of teenage pregnancy
The most homeless people in the country
The most herion addicts in the country
All this was proven by the government
The also have what is called a gypo. Gypos live in caravans and run crappy fairground rides and hook-a-duck. Chavpool is overrun by gypos.
These gypos tend to do things in half and not finish anything, This can been seen in the stadium of the great chavpool fc. Local chavs turn out in there hundreds on saturdays to see this great team. However due to locals the ground is only half finished.
The is also the golden shower mile, where normal people come to see the chavs on a saturday drink all there beer and piss on there land.
The locals tend to stick to themselves and therefore there only actually 4 families in the area with all of then breeding new chavs between them
Please beware when going there.
by Chav Edwards November 11, 2004
Get the chavpool mug.A person who either hunts in packs or alone, and destroys Chavs. Sometimes called the Van Helsing of the Metal/Rocker/Goth/Mosher/Punk society, a person who is much better than the police as being the final/only solution to the Chav Problem
Chav 1: I've heard the Chavhunter comes here, I'm on my own so I can't look tough.
Chavhunter (in the shadows): don't move, scream out or Breathe, you're going to die!
Chavhunter (in the shadows): don't move, scream out or Breathe, you're going to die!
by Metal Master September 30, 2005
Get the Chavhunter mug.A Chavalcade is a group or gathering of Chavs, often led by the Chav-Master General.
Meant in the same context as a "flock" of birds.
Meant in the same context as a "flock" of birds.
by Old Red Eyes April 6, 2006
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