Canadas History

1) A magazine formerly called "The Beaver" till the name was constantly blocked by porn filters (lol).

2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.

Ran outta room for my winter clothes...gonna have to make them Canadas History.

by Reinhardtz February 4, 2010

canada isn't real

Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.

Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.

by the official kermit the frog July 19, 2020

Bomb like canada

When Bomb like Canada is said it just means somethings fucking awesome.

(something awesome happens) "Dude, that was Bomb like Canada."
"Yeah dude, Canada"

by johnnyfoo December 18, 2006

Canada's History

A sexual position utilizing 3 items Moose antlers, A jug of maple syrup, and of course the Stanley cup.

It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.

Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.

Well we heard that the frat around the corner does a ritual including "Canada's History"

by Teh Weesus February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved that it cannot be described on national television

she's so skanky she'll do canada's history

by ilovecolbert February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on top of the Stanley Cup naked. A man covers a pair of moose's antlers in maple syrup, and inserts them as far as possible into the woman's vagina and anus. When the woman can no longer hold the antlers, the man removes them. Then, he attempts to lick up as much syrup as possible from the woman's vagina while she defecates into the Stanley Cup. When the man finishes his search for the syrup, and the woman is finished with her movement, the two eat the excrement out of the Stanley Cup.

I have answered Colbert's call by describing to you all Canada's History

by JD4566 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of pouring Maple Syrup on a female's anus and sucking it off with a straw while inserting a hockey stick into one's own rectum.

Bob: Hey, why you walking so funny eh?

Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!

Bob: Take off!

Doug: You take off, hoser.

by Dr. Canadian Historian February 4, 2010