Cali Lean

A Cali Lean is when a truck is very lifted in the front and lowered in the rear creating a "squat" making the vehicle look like its leaning towards the back. Otherwise known as the "Cali Lean".

"Have you seen joe's silverado, it has the Cali Lean!"

by petez13 February 13, 2015

California potato chip

Dried sperm on clothing.

After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.

by Ehud Avni August 24, 2010

Fresno, California

1. A place worth avoiding.
2. The origin of boredom.

Fresno is boring. Let's avoid it.

by David "CaptainNinja" Johnson August 18, 2004

.50 caliber

A highly powerful caliber of bullet used in big boy rifles,anti aircraft guns, machine guns ,and few hand guns like the IMI Desert Eagle. It can pierce through body armor and lightly armored vehicles.

My Desert Eagle .50 cal will cut through that skimpy kevlar.

by redwaller March 6, 2004

California Kayak

An advanced bathroom maneuver in which one vomits between one's legs while simultaneously defecating seated upon a toilet (aka Tuck-n-Chuck). Chiefly used in public restrooms as an emergency party management technique.

I didn't know if I was going to hurl or shart, but somehow I managed to California Kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact!

by Jason Lester September 2, 2011

California Syndrome

A behavioral pattern characterized by an obsessive concern regarding health, especially nutrition, but contrasted by a lack of regard for, or lazy attitude toward, obvious safety practices, often afflicting Indie Rock singers and bisexual free-spirits.

-"Dude, my yoga teacher was gonna lead a macrobiotic raw foods class next week, but he did too much Special K on Saturday and now he's in the ICU."

-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."

-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."

by crunchynutbutter November 21, 2011

Cali-o

Marijuana born and raised in the state of California. The best dank you can get your hands on.

Tourist: Yo look at this!! I just got some BC and Amsterdam bud!!

California Local: Haha good one. Sorry bro but I have a date with some cali-o tonight.

by fertileturtle August 5, 2009