cement mixer

A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.

I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.

by Johnny Nightlife February 15, 2007

Irish Creamer

While brewing some coffee in the kitchen, you procure some anal from your partner. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, poor the hot coffee in the gaping anal cavity, and ejaculate into the coffee.

Michael gave April an Irish Creamer last night. She got third degree burns in her ass, but he wasn't really sure why it was called an Irish Creamer.

by notCanada February 14, 2010

Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ May 24, 2017

Boston Creamer

When two gays are going at it, and one pulls out his wiener and it's covered in shit. The gay who was getting his butt plowed (Gay #1) then proceeds to jizz all over the other dude's doo doo covered wang. The Boston Creamer is then enjoyed by Gay #1.

"Jeff gave Kris a boston creamer last night." "Oh, I didn't know Kris was gay."

by Yo-Nai!!!! February 24, 2010

Madison Dairy Creamer

When someone pops any zit, pimple, boil, cyst, or any other yellow-pus filled growth on another person for sexual pleasure.

Dude, Jan is such a slut. She wanted Zack to give her a Madison Dairy Creamer.

by Pedohog May 1, 2010

creamed potato

when a farmer has sex with any type of farm animal and then kills it and feeds it to a gay man

Gay man:OMG this pig is sooo good whats your secret?
Farmer:oh its creamed potato

by sexxxxxxxxx089 November 12, 2009

Creamer Deluxe

The act of kissing your child "good night" right after you applied oral sex, and could possibly leave your son/daughter with the taste of semin in their mouth, or a couple of pubes to think about.

I was watching Suzie through the window last night, and she gave her son Tommy the creamer deluxe

by ND Ajax student March 25, 2009