Total and Complete Homo

Described as a feminine acting male usually
dressed up in penny loafers with his jeans
and sleeves rolled up wearing a stupid hat
with a feather, holding a large lacy umbrella open, walking down the street window shopping and browsing the sales at Diane's Dress Shop.

1. OMG..look! There goes little Johnny
prancing down the street sporting the
pink lacy umbrella again. That boy is a
Total and complete homo.

2. Boy George, Elton John, George Bush,

by street whizard April 7, 2009

Complex numbers

A euphemism for fake breasts used during conversations in which the subject or subject's friends may be able to hear what is being said.

Derived from mathematics where complex numbers are those that are not real (like the breasts.)

Holy shit check out those complex numbers!

by qukkie August 6, 2008

you complete my orange

No two orange halves fit together except the two you cut. Hence 'you complete my orange' not my heart because half my heart isn't actually missing.

"You complete my orange maggie"

by Giaras November 1, 2009

The North Face Complex

literal translation: "I'm a tool" "Independent and original thought are foreign concepts to me, as evidenced by my unexplainable desire to look exactly like everyone around me"

Geez, would you look at that, every single person in that fraternity/soroity is wearing the same color North Face jacket, they must have the North Face Complex.

by Jim G. January 24, 2006

Rambo Complex

A person that lacks the testicular fortitude to join the regular or reserve components of any armed services branch, but joins their states militia and winds up forward deployed and buying every know attachment for their rifle known to man.

Because of Rambo Complex 36 days out of the year the frozen food manager at Piggly Wiggly feels like he can kill terrorist.

by All Active Duty Member October 21, 2011

Couplevidual

The freakish phenomenon of 2 people intentionally portraying themselves as or otherwise existing as one person. Examples include such local variations as might be seen on your Facebook friends list, i.e. "Jen N Alex" or "Lisa N Dave" although in years past some have made national headlines, like Brangelina and Bennifer. Individually such people are mildly tolerable, however together they are obnoxious.

Did you see what Lisa N Dave just posted as their status update?

Yeah, I vomited and blocked any Coupleviduals from entering my news feed again.

by SoFloBabyMama April 30, 2011

couples only

Referring to an event in which only people with significant others are included and those without are left out of the event. This is commonly used at thanksgiving among relatives.

Grandma: Did you bring home a boyfriend for thanksgiving?

Granddaughter: No. I’m still single Grandma.

Grandma: Couples only. You’re left out.

by mnh8giugiugpu October 30, 2017