cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.

"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"

by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013

Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.

Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.

by DLTZ April 28, 2013

Cookie Dough Cough

A bad chest cold accompanied by the hacking up of pale, thick mucous that resembles cookie dough.

I think something is going around at work. I came down with a sore throat and a cookie dough cough.

by Detr May 16, 2013

Cookie smack

vagina punch, only "playful"

It was kinda weird, but I sure didn't mind the cookie smack.

by cookie smack September 9, 2013

cookie duff

a girl with a nice tight butt

That girl standing in line has a nice little cookie duff

by DadaC October 1, 2013

Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.

After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.

by nutsong December 22, 2013

Cocking the Helmet

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.

I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet

by CultureCheater November 20, 2014