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Gatsby Clean

A superficial or hurried method of cleaning a space by hiding clutter in closets, under furniture, or out of sight in order to give the appearance of tidiness—typically done to impress guests or visitors. Inspired by the extravagant yet carefully staged appearances in The Great Gatsby
I didn’t have time to deep clean before the dinner party, so I just did a Gatsby Clean—shoved the laundry in the closet and wiped down the counters.
Gatsby Clean by Hehebene June 3, 2025

Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.
I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.
Batting clean up by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025

a clean landing

when you spray nasal spray up your nose before snorting a line
Clack Clack! That fat rack of gak I just snacked onto a clean landing

catch a clean 

This broad is jerking my cock and I want her to blow me so I say, "What do I have to do to catch a clean?"
catch a clean by bhainchode June 25, 2009

DCO - Dry Clean Only 

She is so DCO - Dry Clean Only - it takes her 2 hours to get ready, can't actually walk anywhere in her heels, super picky about restaurants, bars, clubs...
DCO - Dry Clean Only by jessica49 September 4, 2012

pipes are clean 

Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .

Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.
pipes are clean by Monkinator1 November 4, 2015