Chris 

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

Chris by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

Chris 

loyal nigga with a big dick

“Chris is a loyal man”

Chris by ayecuhonsy November 20, 2023

chris 

chris is a 450 pound man who gets no bitches

no butches for you chris

chris by oleskiiboiEEEEE November 21, 2023

Chris 

A Chris shoots niggas for money

chris be beefin with anybody😂😂

Chris by Glizzy🇺🇸🦅 November 21, 2023

Chris 

fat

*at thanksgiving dinner*
“Settle down on the potatoes, or else you’ll look like chris”

Chris by biggyjoyboy November 22, 2023

Chris 

The worst possible fucking human….especially with the last name Wallace

Him: That dude is an asshole! Who is that?

Him: Oh that’s Chris Wallace

Chris by MoMoneyMoProblemsMoHoes November 25, 2023

Chris 

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris

Chris by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023