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Chris Albrecht

Evil little man who ran HBO programming to the ground. The moron who was responsible for canceling Carnivale and other wonderful original series on HBO. Will possibly go down in history as the biggest idiot to ever be called "program director". Currently known for his brilliant work of running the movie Wedding Crashers on a permanent loop.
Chris Albrecht doesn't know WHAT he is doing!
by Colossus Rider October 12, 2006
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Chris Amendola

Also a sex god.
Did you see Chris Amendola today, unf.
by ebstev December 14, 2011
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Chris Putnam

A hidden emoticon for facebook chat, typed in as :putnam:

this gives you a tiny picture of chris putnam
:putnam:
What the hell is that?
Its Chris Putnam.
by lastmanonmars November 23, 2009
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chris j

1.
to cease to be seen; vanish from sight.
2.
to cease to exist or be known; pass away; end gradually: One by one the symptoms disappeared.
Chris J
1. Disappear, fade, vanish suggest that something passes from sight. Disappear is used of whatever suddenly or gradually goes out of sight: We watched him turn down a side street and then disappear. Fade suggests a (complete or partial) disappearance that proceeds gradually and often by means of a blending into something else: Colors in the sky at sunrise quickly fade. Vanish suggests complete, generally rapid, and often mysterious disappearance: A mirage can vanish as suddenly as it appears
by melbourneit February 18, 2011
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chris kane

An adjective used to describe anything fancy, flashy, fabulous. The opposite of average, base model, beige or forgettable. Indicates anything 'high-style' or sought after.
"Those rims look sick on that car, great color combo. So Chris Kane."

"What are you wearing out tonight? Going all out, little dress heels, getting Chris Kane'd?"

"Dope house, you know hot tub, gates, garage full of toys. So Chris Kane."
by Carsncookies January 15, 2014
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chris allen

Jizzing on a gurls face after getting an old fashion and the dumb bitch decided to have a stare down with the giant one eyed snake
ughh yea that felt great o god i just pulled a chris allen sorry Jess morris wanna towl
by horny seventh graderzzz June 23, 2011
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Chris pratt

The most funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest person in the whole UNIVERSE. He's the raptor keeper from Jurassic World , one of the guardians of the galaxy. He has brown hair and green forest eyes that are so deep you can get lost in. I would fuck him soo hard sadly Anna Farris is married to him, he's 6'2 I'm 5'4 Anna Farris is 5'5 WHATS SOO GREAT ABOUT ANNA FARIS IM JUST AS GOOD AS HER ! Now back to my lover he has a big dick!
Damn, Chris Pratt you fucked me hard! ........
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