Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.

Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.

by Jbobrn September 6, 2017

fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

Bone cannon

Xander

Bone cannon odd the weed

by Ghantous May 17, 2018

Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.

Hey, wanna go shoot a flesh cannon with the boys?

by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018

loose cannon

A person, often holding a position of significant responsibility within military, political, or business contexts whose words or actions are considered by some to undermine established objectives of the greater organization.

In our operations handbook, the section with the heading "definitive loose cannon" contains a picture of John Bolton.

by uncletrav June 6, 2018

Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums

“Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”

by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018

Ketchup Cannon

Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.

Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.

by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018