Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 9, 2022

Fizzy Butthole

Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.

The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.

by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022

Deflated Butthole

An oreo cookie without the creme filling.

You take two apart and make a double-stuff, and then you got a deflated butthole leftover and you eat that.

by Jenpai May 11, 2022

Naked Butthole

Freshly waxed anus

Naked butthole holes only for the swinger party.
Naked butthole orgy.

by DAPIII May 20, 2022

fish butthole

its ,like a but hole but for a fish

Guy1: i like fish buttholes
Guy2: Kill yourself

by fish butthole man June 15, 2022

Tupacs butthole

its brown and stinky and got poop cuming out of it

"i just licked Tupacs butthole!"
"how tasty was it?"
"amazing!!! and brown and stinky"

by penis bou October 18, 2022

Josh butthole nigger

meow woof woof among us nigger fuck literally monke get in my anus sus meow woof

josh butthole nigger

by susbutthile November 19, 2022