satchel butter

A man's cum; semen.

"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"

"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."

by Drunken38 July 5, 2019

Mondo butter

Hope’s peak caffiteria is now Selling Mondo butter! It is delicious and is made up of the ultimate biker gang leader mondo Owada goes well with toast, pancakes, waffles, sweet corn and you can put it on your sandwiches as well! Although butter is also good with cooking with, such as hope’s peaks famous deep fried Teruteu

Student: delicious mondo butter
Student 2: goes well with my sweet corn and deep fried Teruteru

by Castaway_lillypad June 30, 2022

Butter luck

Also known as having your butter dropped, when your hiking in the woods and you find a clear trail to walk on after having some bad hotdog luck

Hiker one: finally, I can see the main trial. We are saved

Hiker two: I think my butter just dropped

Hiker one: I know man this is some butter luck

by Satansbaby666 April 30, 2020

Swapping butters

When you're the bachelor at a stag party, and your friend's plate has a nicer piece of butter on it, so you decide to switch the plates

Yo, the butter on your plate looks nicer than mine, I'm swapping butters

by mandeepr April 4, 2019

Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.

P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."

by Life-Form August 22, 2018

Stutter Butter

a term used acting as a product that doesn't cure but effeciently dissolves speech impairments for a flexible period of hours. this product is not real but primarily used in a form of sarcasm or methods/techniques of minimum to severe bullying. a high dosage of this is said to lead to stutteritus and sometimes overdose.

Richard Stutterman- damn i wrote a long grocery list last night.

· stutter butter
· stutter alfredo
· macoroni and double double-c cheese
· sunny Deep breathe
· a gallon of depression
· 12 pack of Dr. Pauseineverysentence
· and a please dont leave me Baby Ruth

by bulletface May 1, 2015

emulated butter

Another way to refer to cum.

Aww man, Noah just got drenched in emulated butter. Thats gnarly dude!

by Pengyus April 23, 2019