Lucas Butters

His last name describes it all, His hair is dipped in melted butter twice per day giving it a smooth and slippery texture.

Man did you know that that the USA invaded Iraq because they found Lucas Butters hair dipping pot there,

by Volki July 15, 2018

Rug butter

When you cum In a girl and she sleeps with a sloppy load in her snatch. She wakes up the next morning to rug butter in her underwear.

"I busted my nut in some skank last night, checked her snapchat story and see a pic of my rug butter in her undier" "grosss"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

Christina Butter

When you want to make butter from your friends breast milk. You can also make many other dairy products, mainly butter though.

Friend: "Oh my god Christina can we make butter out your breast milk!! We can call it Christina Butter!!!!"
Christina: "No bitch that's fucking weird!!"

by Will9645 August 21, 2016

Poodoo Butter

The aftermath of an extremely beefy fart (preferebly wet)

Damn my ass itches, must be covered in poodoo butter

by Johny_wax-a-twat August 16, 2010

kurfuffle butter

Just like truffle butter but when she is on her period

Yo girl I can't eat you out on your period that kurfuffle butter is everywhere

by richjesus March 28, 2015

butter cake

when a girl has everything going for her except her ability to bake a cake

bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back

by sausage June 2, 2015