after a long night of drinking, you wake up with gas and flatulate directly in your partner's mouth who has a tendency to sleep with their mouth open. After flatulating in your partner's mouth the person smacks their mouth as if eating something, thus the asian breakfast biscuit is born.
I fed gave my girl breakfast in bed this morning. I cooked her up an asian breakfast biscuit.
Have you ever had breakfast in bed? I was fed an asian breakfast biscuit once. It was yummy.
Have you ever had breakfast in bed? I was fed an asian breakfast biscuit once. It was yummy.
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The act of anal sex with internal ejaculation followed by a excretion of the semen and feces directly into a hot frying pan with and subsequently mixed with an egg. The anal sex recipient is then forced to eat the egg/semen/feces mix.
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a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or
b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.
When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.
It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.
Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"
a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or
b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.
When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.
It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.
Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"
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"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"
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guy #1: Ya, I had a great night out until I decided bacon and eggs were the way to go.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.
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