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Brandon

That one kid that threw sand in your eyes and pushed you off the swing at the playground in 3rd grade.
"Wow, he is a realy big Brandon"
by Booperdooper115 May 6, 2019
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He’s the most breath taking person ever, he will make ur heart beat a different way and has a way of making u fall in love with him everyday . He’s also the best basketball player you could ever meet⛹🏽 ♂️He is more then just talented he is the best at everything he does and he also works very hard, harder then others. He usually is muscular and feels amazing to hug he is very kissable✅. Be careful not to loose him tho, not the way I did and once u get the chance take it he’s worth everything and anything❤️ That’s the definition of my Brandon💘
Omg is that Brandon 👑🔀
by Awe it’s v***** June 25, 2019
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Brandon is an asshole.He will play with your feelings and use you for fame.You can easily get attached to him but its very hard to let go of him.He is a very handsome guy but a fuckboy.He will leave you over and over but you will do anything to stay with him.
Gina:"Omg Brandon is so handsome!"

Leslie:"Dont put your eyes on him his a heartbreaker"
by unknown facts! September 7, 2019
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Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.
if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...
by BØT BOY September 28, 2019
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Brandon is a bitch he does not care about other people and he also hates his friends
by Skizzyyy October 18, 2019
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"Brandon Is a fat lying piece of shit"
by XS_ME October 20, 2019
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Brandon Garcia

Cracker with a baby dick and likes it when his dad shoves his cock up in his little baby bum.He gets all the girls but they leave him when they find out he’s a necrophiliac.
Yo Bro Brandon Garcia has a lil dick!
by big dim boiii November 1, 2019
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