too bored to die

you're so bored you can't die

person #1:
i'm too bored i can't die

Person #2:
you're kidding!

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later-

person#1:
see, i can't die cause i'm too bored to die

by BORED TO THE POINT OF NOTHING April 24, 2019

Aurora Borealis

Apocalypse every year occurring on Christmas Eve because you are in a time loop.

Neil: Is this the first time that you've ever seen Aurora Borealis crush mankind?
Neil's date: This is too scary for me actually. I'm leaving.
Neil: Baby it's cold inside don't leave me here alone!

by homo gay June 24, 2021

when im bored

a youtube video that was made to give teenage boys a boner by having a 14 year old girl dance for them

bro did you watch when im bored yesterday i watched it all day

by hi definitions November 2, 2015

bored stoner

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.

Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."

by Chise Patt May 9, 2009

Rock Boredom

A play off Rock Bottom

When you are as bored as you can possibly be. Nothing you have available to you looks interesting. No matter what fun activities you indulge in, you remain bored.

Guy: Man, I'm bored
Friend: Oh, wanna play some video games?
Guy: No man, I've hit rock boredom

by Cobalt. August 20, 2008

'i'm bored here'

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!

this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

Bored

if your looking at this then get on AIM and IM "slobber22" and tell all your friends to do the same thing.

you:hey
slobber22:i'm a dumbfuck
you:your mom's a dumbfuck

by Not a menace 2 south central while drinkin my juice in the hood. March 29, 2005