To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.
Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
Get the Dick Blindmug. Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes
Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes
by Truckie April 19, 2018
Get the blind beggermug. The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.
by flybotworld March 7, 2025
Get the Butt Blindmug. by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019
Get the conk blindnessmug. 
Blind Hate Idiot (BHI) - Someone who hates Disney Star Wars only because they hate women and black people. "I DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!" is what they caw amongst their murder of crows while watching the critically acclaimed "Disney's The Acolyte" tv show on Disney+ (streaming now!) Be warned! BHI's are also extremely prone to cousin humping.
That Blind Hate Idiot can't see the artistry in the Acoltye because he's blind, an idiot, and full of hate!
by dolphinknees007 June 12, 2024
Get the Blind Hate Idiotmug. So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.
by animalshelly February 4, 2010
Get the double blindmug.