ready yourself boy

when you and your son run into trouble

*baldur comes outta nowhere* Ready yourself boy

by TRIPPIE RED November 22, 2022

do it to yourself

jackin
beatin
masturbation

do it to yourself- peeling a carrot beating meat like it owe you money

been doing it to myself since 97
Rodger was mad about his girl fronting so he just did it to himself and busted in her shampoo

Harry did it to himself and was caught by his sister she screamed and told him he was going to hell.

by m@rs September 19, 2022

godsbane yourself

Dragon's Dogma equivalent of commiting suicide. Literally thrusting a shortsword called "Godsbane" into your chest.

John: I was playing some Dragon's Dogma yesterday and accidentally romanced Feste bro.

Mike: Just godsbane yourself in front of him and uninstall dude.

by Berchewe October 12, 2022

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Pumpkyn yourself

Pumpkyn yourself: 1) an infants costume: to receiving sugary treats, taking photos, or sitting in front of a smaller person blocking ones view. 2) to plant yourself.

Example: I felt bad for being a pumpkyn yourself to the kids table and the dessert table.

by anonymous October 17, 2022

off yourself

to kys

bruv you should off yourself

wtf.....-

by GAYSAMERET January 3, 2022

kerfuffle yourself

Tickling ones anus while masturbating.

John was being a douche canoe, so I told him to go kerfuffle yourself.

by Pskosis January 20, 2022