commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.

"i want to commit toaster bath"

by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022

cracker bath

when you fail to girl boss

she is such a cracker bath

by todez.kapper-slapper January 9, 2023

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

Bird bath

The act of shitting in a urinal

Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.

by CDeesNuts September 15, 2023