muzzle blast

This occurs when someone may accidentally choke and spit out whatever it was they were eating or drinking. It comes out of the mouth in a strong blast and could possibly land on someone else if they were close by. This may also occur when trying to shotgun hits from a bong or joint with someone else and the person who inhales begins choking on the smoke while trying to transfer the weed cloud to the mouth of the other person. This is not very pleasant and will bring embarassment to the unfortuante soul who does this, but a good friend will usually joke with you about it even though it was gross.

"Oh man, I started choking on my drink and muzzle blasted it all over my boyfriend!"

"Eeuww, gross! Was he mad?"

"Not really, we joked about it later since it was pretty funny."

or

(inhaling bong smoke, starts choking while shot gunning it to friend)
"Dude, wtf!!! You just muzzle blasted all over me!!"

"Sorry man, I just lost all control when I hit this thing!"

by Ahawk75 August 26, 2009

cafeteria blast

(noun) The stench inside a school cafeteria whilst they are serving something particularly non-fragrent, which seems to hit you like a wave as you walk through the door into the cafeteria, sometimes triggering the gagging reflex.

Shellie: So then she was all like "oh no you di'int" and i was like... WOAH!
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.

by YouJustLostTheGame! February 2, 2010

blast from the past

often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.

C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it

by foug January 11, 2005

blart

any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop

my dad lost his job, so now he's a part-time blart at the Staples center

by WordMongrel June 4, 2009

blastard

police officers who harass you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard

Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)

I can't believe this blastard gave me a speeding ticket

I know that blastard didn't just cut me off!

by cherie September 13, 2004

Affirmative Blaction

A derogatory term for a government program that attempts to counter racism by the majority against minorities (specifically african-americans in this case).

Not a perfect plan, and somewhat misguided in that it brings even more attention to skin color in many instances. But until all people lose their ignorance and stop being concerned with skin color at all, helps gets us closer to where we should be.

I'm a white conservative, and I support Affirmative Blaction.

by allsgood February 22, 2005

Blast Processing

1. The second to last level in Geometry Dash
2. A song by Waterflame that corresponds with aforementioned level

I just passed Blast Processing about 10 minutes ago, and you're barely passing Polargeist!

by SetYourFunOnFire July 25, 2015