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Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011
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bis

1: " omg a bis is ugly!"
2: " like, bis really?"
3: " this bis over here gon take my phone!"
by btsarmy888 December 13, 2018
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Bi-solation

1).A condition existing when two people living in a relationship that becomes so disconnected that they are alone even when they are together.

2). When a person is involved in a relationship with two different people and feels distance with both of them.
1). Although the couple had been married for years, they had grown so far apart from one another they were living in a sort of "Bi-solation."

2). When the man whom thought that he was in love with two women at the same time realized that he wasn't really connecting with either one of them, it occurred to him that he was living in a state of, "Bi-solation."
by Randysandy January 7, 2010
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Bi-winning

A term coined by the manic bi-polar or just geeked up Charlie Sheen after he went all pyschosis following his firing from hit show Two and a Half Men. When a reporter told him "Some of your fans are concerned you might be bi-polar" he responded with "I'm not bi-polar I'm bi-winning!!!!!". Among many other terms he's repeated in his manic state. He also seams to think he has tiger blood and constantly repeats the term "WINNING!". Charlie will crash hard no doubt...
Charlie sheen: "I'm not bi-polar Im bi-winning!!!"

"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"

"I've got tiger blood!"

"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"
by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 24, 2011
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Bi-Davies

When your life already hit rock bottom from being a nerd and you still decide marrying your cousin/sibling is a great idea.
That person is still dealing with being a Bi-Davies
by ToastonBrie January 26, 2021
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bi-dixal

Having residences both above and below the Mason-Dixon line, the historical division in America between the North and the South.

Derivation: Analogous to bicoastal, but vertical instead of horizontal.
You: So are you a Yankee or a good ol' boy?
Me: Well, kinda both. I'm bi-Dixal.
You: You mean like a lizard?
Me: NO!
by Egtverchi May 5, 2018
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bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen does on a daily basis.
What happens when your life is bitchin'.
Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins there, he wins here. Charlie Sheen wins everywhere.
by charliesheenbitchin March 30, 2011
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